Uzbekistan league side Kuruvchi have supposedly signed Samuel Eto’o on a six month deal. They say it wasn’t the money , but the awesome relations between Bahtier Babayev and Joan Laporta. Barca have denied al knowledge of this . I doubt if they even know that Uzbekistan has a football league. Easily the best football story I’ve heard this summer.
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